Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Made In Chelsea: Season 5 Episode 10 - Spencer Matthews in the pool house with a lacrosse stick.

This week's #fencewatch fan award goes to @hollis_becky for pointing out the spectacular use of fence in Eugenie Scrase's Trunkated Trunk.

Although, in my opinion, every fence is a work of art.

Anyhoo!

Previously on Made In Chelsea

- More of LucyBot's secrets were revealed as we found out just how the crew keep her charged for those long filming days.

They slyly plug fairy lights into her head!

This week's QOTD comes from Chelsea's resident Jenius, Jamie Laing.

"Curse you HOT TUBS!!"

This reminds me of one of my favourite past times: adding to my 'Shit Jamie Laing says' book by perusing his latest tweets.

Here are some recent gems:

...Okay, thanks Jamie!

This week's episode kicks off in Barcelona!

With exotic Spanish balcony fences!

Hey guys, they have signs here too!

But they're all in a funny language! Lol Barcelona, what are you like. 

We join new Spanish Spencer, who shall henceforth be known as Spancer.

Spancer likes to sunbathe in his shirt.

He is joined by Jamie, Stevie, Phoebe and one of the Frans.

The other Fran wasn't allowed to come because she's not blonde anymore. 

Spancer wonders where Lucy is, seeing as he specifically ordered for her to be dragged to his palace whether she liked it or not.

Stevie bashfully explains that, please sire, she had her bags packed, sire I swear it, but she escaped at the last minute, please don't chop off my head sire.

Luckily King Spancer is not angry.

He's just disappointed...

"LOLJKS!" says Stevie. Lucy is really on her way!

Shit Stevie! That was a risky little game, I thought he was going to eat you.

Stevie does also have to remind Spancer that Lucy is coming with Alex, the LegoHead boy. 

"HE'S MY EX AND I HATE LUCY." says Phoebe out of nowhere, just in case anyone wasn't already aware that Alex was her ex and that she hates Lucy.

Who put 2p in you?

Just then, Lucy herself arrives and Phoebe and the Fran decide to head off and find their rooms as they can't stand to be around her.

I find myself wondering, probably not for the last time this episode, why oh why the fuck they agreed to come on this holiday.

In other news LucyBot's forgotten to put trousers on again!

Silly LucyBot!

Spancer and LegoHead finally meet, with Spancer moving swiftly from 'hello!' to 'will you be sleeping in the same bed as Lucy?'

The whole thing is so awkward that Jamie is forced to suck on his comfortglasses in consternation. 

After LegoHead murmurs 'Bloody nice, bloody nice' for a bit, he, Lucy and Stevie also head off to find their rooms, with Spancer's dire warning ringing in their ears that he's left them little notes suggesting where they ought to sleep. 

Who wants to bet that he's got a note on his penis with Lucy's name on it?

When the others have gone, Jamie begs Spancer to tell him 'the plan' re: Lucy.

Spancer insists that there is no plan and that he's just going to talk to Lucy and be frank with her.

Jamie laughs a lot for no reason.

The whole scene is vaguely reminiscent of Scar talking to one of his hyenas in The Lion King.

 Boooo back to boring old Chelsea.

Chelsea is full of knobs.

Since Lucy has a man to drag around with her now, her partner-in-crime Binky has been left behind in Chelsea. To commiserate, she takes tea with Andy and Rosie.

Andy isn't in Barcelona because he and Spancer hate each other, and Rosie can't leave Chelsea because she's actually the ghost of a dead Victorian child.

The group briefly discuss how much Andy must miss Louise.

Andy does his best 'Oh yes, yes I definitely miss Louise' face in case she's watching.

Then we're back to Barcelona where Lucy, feeling awkward about being on holiday with both her new man and her ex-flame, does her best to remain demure and un-seductive. 

NOT!

While his guests swim and sunbathe, a detached Spancer watches them all and sips his champagne in silence. 

In fact, the whole holiday is beginning to seem like one of those weird murder mysteries, whereby an enigmatic stranger invites a group of people who hate each other to a remote location, only for someone to get murdered in the middle of the night. 

I hope Poirot turns up.

Lucy 'Miss Scarlett' Watson, joins innocent Reverend LegoHead on the sun loungers to moan about how awkward the whole situation is. 

All under the watchful eye of gossipy sisters Mrs Phoebe White and Mrs Fran Peacock.

Professor Plum and Colonel Mustard-Hair are also there.

Suddenly the mysterious host approaches Lucy and LegoHead with drinks.

Don't take it Reverend LegoHead, it's surely poisoned!

He proceeds to question them on their budding relationship before Lucy cuts him short, telling him it's not really any of his business. 

Unfazed, Spancer informs LegoHead that it would be nice to talk to Lucy on her own at some point before strolling off and leaving the pair looking baffled. 

WHY DID YOU AGREE TO COME ON THIS HOLIDAY!?

Meanwhile, back in Chelsea, the uninvited Fran drops by the cafe for a chat.

She is still blonde so why is she not in Barcelona? 

After a five second conversation about how everyone hates her best friend Phoebe and how Andy screwed her over, this Fran states that it's really nice to hang out with these guys and they should do it more often.

What are you basing that on??

Here is a spiderweb!

Nature's silken fence. 

We have moved on to a garden somewhere, where Bob and Francis practice yoga.

Bob is obviously trying to exercise his nipples bigger.

In an effort to seek enlightenment, the boys talk about the Harrods running club and girls.

Truly they have reached perma-tanned nirvana. 

When was the last time you saw some seafood?

Seeing seafood is a seaside sight for sore eyes.

Since LegoHead is finding it so awkward being on holiday with his new girlfriend Lucy and ex-girlfriend Phoebe in his new girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's villa, LegoHead does the only sensible thing he can...

...and takes his ex-girlfriend on a date.

They reminisce about what sound like the worst holidays ever ("Do you remember? It was too hot in the tent." FASCINATING) before the producers decide that alcohol is definitely required to liven things up and move everyone on to a night out in Barcelona.

"Yeaaaah! We're having so much fun here with these weird, massive, glowing urns!"

In fact, there's far too much happiness flowing for LucyBot, who gets up and walks away for some privacy.

Yes Lucy, it must be so much more peaceful there two metres away from where you just were.

Spancer goes over to see if she's okay.

"I just needed to get away." sighs Lucy.

...

Lucy complains again about the 'weird situation' and Spancer apologises for inviting her out to Barcelona with LegoHead.

"Yeah, why did you do that??" asks Lucy.

Why did you come??

Lucy also informs Spancer that Jamie warned her not to 'go there' with him.

Oops! Looks like it's going to be Colonel Mustard-Hair who will be found floating lifelessly in the pool tomorrow morning!

Spancer attempts to win her over but Lucy walks off, leaving him to pull anguished faces in the dark on his own.

Oh blurry lights...

...only you can genuinely illustrate Spancer's pain...

Back in Chelsea, we are required to watch someone tie up their shoelaces.

Tying your shoelaces is actually a really big deal for people in Chelsea as their parents are so busy working that children have to teach themselves or learn from an au pair. This is normally achieved between the ages of 20 and 25.

This girl's bum...

...interests the cameraman greatly.

We are, of course, joining what I assume is the Harrods running club where Bob takes this new BumLady as a running partner when Francis fails to show up.

New lady introduces herself as 'Bee'.

Which I can only assume stands for 'Bum'.

In EspaƱa, Spancer and Colonel Mustard-Hair visit a large stone bench for a chat. 

Nothing like a large stone bench for hashing out all of life's little problems.

Jamie asks what's going on with Lucy and Spancer responds with the nonsensical, "I wanna roll the dice. If she's willing to... take the dice..."

"'Dice' are a suitable metaphor for my penis right?"

Back at the running club, Bob and Bee the BumLady flirt before being interrupted by Francis, who dashes in at the last minute.

Like the wheezy rhinoceros at the end of the Jumanji stampede.

It turns out that Francis and Bee have already met. I start to get the horrible feeling we're getting set up for another ridiculous love triangle like Francis, Bob and Sophia all over again. 

Before I can contemplate that for too long, I am distracted by Bee asking Bob if he wants to 'just pop it in'.

'B' stands for BRAZEN HUSSY.

Oh, it's okay, she's just talking about his phone number in her phone. Never one to be left out, Francis grabs her phone and puts his number in too.

Yep, not weird at all Francis.

Francis then asks Bee what she's been up to, and what it is she actually does. 

Acceptable answers: teacher, doctor, receptionist, accountant, journalist, or any other career you could possibly think of. 

Bee's answer: "I do a little bit of singing... a bit of polo..."

That is not a job description Bee! That is a list of two random hobbies.

Having cleared up the fact that she doesn't actually do anything, Bee decides to buzz off. 

"Let's go for a drink sometime." says Bob. "You've got my number."

"Yeah and you've got my number too." says Francis. 

While hilariously dressed as a 118 118 man.

Meanwhile, in Barcelona, LegoHead takes LucyBot for ice creams and a chat.

LucyBot isn't sure what humans do with ice cream so she just awkwardly holds it aloft.

LH asks what's going on with Spancer. Lucy skirts the question, merely telling LegoHead that she's been enjoying hanging out with him. AS FRIENDS.

"And as a friend, I would appreciate it if you told me what I am meant to be doing with this ice cream."

Poor Legohead shrugs in resignation as we leave the ill-fated pair and head back to Chelsea where friend-whore Binky is attempting to add Fran to her friend harem.

"The friend harem works like this: I'll be your best friend immediately, but I will also be best friends with all your enemies. However, since you've been abandoned by your other Fran, I'm all you've got so I suggest you accept."

As a demonstration of the benefits her friendship can bring, Binky offers three gifts to Fran.

Fran looks like she almost immediately decides she'd rather be alone forever. 

Things only get worse when Richard the Lionhead starts talking about his latest project: building an underground bunker. Or rather, burying a giant shipping container.

"I haven't quite decided why yet, but it's not like anyone's going to think I'm creepy if I don't explain myself."

Fran wonders whether, if she left now, she could get far away enough to disappear before he came after her. 

Or whether slighting him in such a manner would result in her skeleton being one day found in his underground bunker. 

"Oscar reads a lot of literature." says Ollie, amid the ensuing silence. 

To her credit, instead of saying "COOL STORY BRO" like most people would, Fran politely asks Oscar if he has a favourite book or playwright. 

"JESUS!" yells Oscar in response. 

This is definitely shaping up to be one of the weirder Made In Chelsea excursions. 

The conversation continues in this manner, with the only other occurrence worthy of note being when Oscar makes this face.

Who's a cheeky vampire then!

Then we head back to Barc where LegoHead finds himself stranded in his now ex-girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's villa with both the aforementioned ex-girlfriend and a previous ex-girlfriend in attendance.

"Kill me now."

Life gets no less terrible for him when Spancer decides to come over for another 'chat'. (Does anyone in Chelsea do anything besides having 'chats'?)

LegoHead admits defeat to Spancer, saying that he and Lucy are no longer an item.

To which Spancer responds with the noble nod of a victor to his defeated opponent.

Oh no! Phoebe and Jamie are back in a hot tub!

Why do we have to see this again? This was so creepy last time. 

Phoebe is doing that weird thing where she writhes around and smiles a lot again. 

What are you doing woman??

And why do you have the Great Barrier Reef growing on your neck?

She questions Jamie about the infamous Lucy/hot tub incident before informing him that he should have kissed her instead. 

Jamie looks like all his Christmasses have come at once. 

"Ahhhhahaa! Phoeboobs are near me!"

Not a great one for chat-up lines, Phoebe then asks him if he wants to eat her before dry-humping him all around the hot tub.

Or is this wet-humping? 
Or is wet-humping just actual humping??
So many questions.
I can't stop saying humping.
Humping. 

Oblivious to all this humping, Lucy makes her way over to Spancer and LegoHead, with the latter making himself scarce so they can talk. 

Lucy admits that things between her and LegoHead are over, but warns Spancer that that doesn't mean he can just click his fingers and have her back.

...except that... it totally does.

The next day, in Chelsea, Francis is carrying a stick around Bob's mysterious white room.

Although maybe this is what is normally done in Bob's white room. Who knows? It's not like anyone has a clue what the room is for. 

"What are you doing bro?" asks Bob.

What are YOU doing??
What do you do in there with all those clothes and pencils??

Apparently Francis is attempting ro rectify the room's feng shui, but is interrupted by the arrival of Rosie.

She is here to pick up some t-shirts. 

What do you think this is Rosie, some sort of t-shirt factory?
...Is it?

Bob nips off to jump on t-shirts or something, leaving Francis and Rosie to make small talk about polo. As they talk, Francis gets a text.

It's from Bee the BumLady!

She wants to go on a date with him and Bob at the same time. 


Since Sophia also always wanted to see both Bob and Francis at the same time, I'm starting to wonder whether this isn't some weird Fight Club scenario where Bob and Francis turn out to be the same person.

:O

Fence!

Where the fuck have you been!?

The gang are back from Barcelona and everyone has survived the trip unmurdered, despite the fantastic potential for some actual drama that would have provided.

To celebrate, LucyBot and Binky meet for drinks. 

They go over the whole Spencer situation but I find it hard to take anything Binky is saying seriously because she is wearing a Red Indian cape. 

...Why?

All laughs go out the window though, when Lucy reveals that Spencer told her he loved her.

"Are you sure he wasn't looking at himself in a mirror at the time??"

Lucy clarifies her statement; Spencer didn't quite say he loved her, more that he was falling in love with her. 

Isn't that exactly what Andy said to Louise? Is it just some sort of Chelsea dickhead code that no one knows the meaning of?

Talking of dickheads!

Here is one.

LucyBot, who has been doing such a wonderfully good job of appearing human this episode, fucks up. 

No LucyBot! People don't kiss other people's palms to say hello!
This is like Human 101 stuff, you should know this by now.

Embarrassed by her robot faux pas, LucyBot finds it hard to maintain normal expressions for the rest of the conversation. 

"Oh. My. God. What. If. They. Noticed.?.?."

Luckily, Jamie has been distracted by a napkin.

"Naaaaaapkiiiin!"

Elsewhere the Frans meet up to discuss post-Barcelona relations between Phoebe and Jamie.

Phoebe says that, because of Tara (who I thought no longer existed), she would never look at Jamie that way.

This is clearly bullshit.

She's thinking about the humping.

Then cracks begin to show in the Frans group as the non-Barcelona Fran admits she's been spending time with Binky.

"Oh my God, that is so much worse than how we went on holiday and didn't bother inviting you."

We swap Frans for fence.


Before moving on to Lucy and Spencer who are having a date on a bench.

Spending time on benches is clearly Spencer's new favourite thing to do.

Lucy 'fesses up to telling Binky what Spencer said. 

"What, that I could fall in love with you really easily?" asks Spencer.

It turns out he's not stealing Andy's lines after all...

...He's stealing Jamie's! Which is much, much worse.

Lucy also reveals that Jamie has been warning her off Spencer again, clearly hoping for some sort of fight between Spencer and Jamie.

Spencer reassures her by saying she shouldn't worry because he does think he's falling in love with her.

Even he can barely stand how cringeworthy it sounds.

The scriptwriters forgot to come up with an excuse for an end-of-episode party this week, so everyone just congregates awkwardly at a bar to stare at each other.

I don't think even she knows what she's supposed to be angry about anymore.

Mark Francis is there, although his sole purpose is to remind the world of Phoeboobs by telling Phoebe she has great tits.

I decide that he would be so much less creepy if he didn't have the smile of a great white shark.

Great White Mark.

Spencer and LucyBot are the talk of the town with both Binky and Rosie, and Jamie and LegoHead speculating on whether they will last.

Only Andy is stupid enough to go over and talk to them about it though. 

Andy, you idiot.

After calling Spencer a beast, then telling the new couple that everyone thinks Spencer will cheat again, Andy strolls nonchalantly off, leaving Spencer to pick up the pieces with an upset LucyBot. 

Lucy reckons all these comments are putting her off their relationship.

It doesn't take Spencer long to slip back into 'controlling husband' mode, asking Lucy what matters more: his opinion or the opinions of all these comment makers.

"All of your closest friends and relatives are wrong, you should stop talking to them and only ever see me." 

Meanwhile, Francis is taking Bee out for their triple date with Bob, but Bob has yet to turn up.

To pass the time Francis asks Bee what her biggest fear is, starting the question with 'Oh!' as though this is something he had been meaning to ask her for a while.

Luckily Bee appears to be bizarrely well-prepared for this line of questioning, answering 'burglars' without any hesitation.

"They're always stealing my honey. It's a big problem for us."

"Burglars are scary." agrees Francis.

Francis is here to understand your fears.

Sadly that's about as understanding as Francis gets, as he proceeds to then list all of the potential burgling dangers that await Bee in London, including but not limited to: criminals, gangs and mafias.

"...Great."

Bob turns up just in time, but he has a bone to pick with Francis. He reckons Francis lied to him about what time to arrive!

"Ha... ha... what? Shush... Shut up, Bob."

I find myself feeling increasingly sorry for Bee, not because she has to witness the boys continue to pretend to fight over her but because she has been forced to play the role of 'girl' in this painfully fake love triangle.

"I knew I should have asked to see the script before I signed the contract."

Eventually she makes the wise decision to leave.

Don't look back, just run!

Back at the club Jamie openly admits to LegoHead that, if he wasn't with Tara, he would want something to happen between himself and Phoebe. 

This makes him just about the worst boyfriend on the show after Spencer. 

That and his endless attempts to pull off leopard print.

Talking of Phoebe, she has yet to realise that you really don't have to keep approaching people you don't like.

LEAVE LUCY ALONE!

Phoebe says she wants to congratulate Lucy on having played her situation so well.

Though I suspect she doesn't mean that at all!

Phoebe continues to try to make Lucy feel guilty, clearly somehow still failing to understand that Lucy just doesn't give a shit. 

"Hey Phoebe, look at all these shits I give! Oh wait, there aren't any."

Then it's time for the final confrontation as Spencer approaches Jamie to ask why he's been warning Lucy away from their relationship.

It's hard to tell whether Jamie is listening or wondering whether he's made one rolled-up sleeve fashionable yet.

No, Jamie, you haven't.

They bicker for a bit and I'm quite surprised when Jamie stands up for himself and sticks by his view that Spencer will cheat on Lucy. 

Since Jamie is refusing to do as he's told, Spencer gets in a strop and decides to 'dust'. 

"No one says that any more!"

And that's the end, init.

Next week on Made In Chelsea

- This private investigator dog tests Millie's hands for the blood of poor murdered Herby.

"Arrest this woman!"

- Louise's dry spell looks like it's about to come to an end.

Her dry face spell, that is.

- And Spencer plays a game of 'How long can I keep a straight face while sporting this ridiculous hair-do?'

This hairstyle simply cannot not be a joke.

See you next week!

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  15. I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY BECAUSE THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HER, BUT HER MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND SHE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER GREAT PAPA ns his eamil: greatpapax@gmail.com, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HER MOM AND FAMILY , SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME PLUS THE COMBINED PHOTOS, AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS; greatpapax@gmail.com,.HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS EMAIL: greatpapax@gmail.com

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  17. Hello, i am stella morgan, from united states i want to share a very wonderful testimony about Dr.edoku the spell caster who help me get my ex back when he left me for another lady, i contacted so many spell caster but non could help me bring him back until i contacted Dr.edoku and explain everything to him, he told not to worry cause i am going to get him back in just 24hrs with magic power of his gods and forefathers, i trusted in him and did everything he ask me to do, i hopefully wait for the result to my greatest surprise my ex called me and apologize for the pains he has cause me,now we are both happy together and even more in love than before, if you are out there and you are looking for a solution to any problem kindly contact Dr.edoku through his email address now: Edokuspiritualspelltemple@hotmail.com or mobile no +2348153096358 truly here is a solution home to any problems.

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  18. I am JANNY ROSE from UNITED STATE, I want to use this opportunity to thank Dr OKORODU for helping me to win the lottery $3,000,000 .I have been playing the lottery for the past 2 years now and the only big money i have ever won was $1000. Ever since then i have not been able to win again and i was so upset and i needed help to win the lottery, so i decided to go online and search for help, there i saw so many good talk about this man called Dr OKORODU of how he have cast spell for people to win the lottery and some he gave the magic charm to win lotto. I contact him also and tell him i want to win a lottery he cast a spell for me which i use and i play and won $3million . I am so grateful to this man just in case you also need him to help you win, you can contact him through his email: drokorodu@gmail.com

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  19. I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS; otisdarko60@yahoo.com ......HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS GREAT SPELL CASTER VIA EMAIL: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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  20. Attention:


    My Name is Jane Mercy, I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr Otis Darko spell temple, on what he has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband with his great spell, I was married to this man called Mathew we were together for a long time and we love each other but when I was unable to give him a child after 2 years, he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man. My friend gave his email to me and asked me to contact him but I didn't want to because I doubted at first but later reconsidered because it's so rear for a man to be as powerful like she said. So I contacted her through this email ( otisdarko60@yahoo.com ) You won’t believe this when I contacted this man and told him my problems he cast the spell and my ex came back begging on his knees and asking me to forgive him. Not only that after a month I miss my monthly flow, when I went to my doctor, he confirm that I am pregnant so I told myself that I will testify to the whole wide world about the wonders of the powerful man if I give birth successfully. I am so happy today because I am a mother of a bouncing baby girl, thank you once again the great Dr Shakes Spear for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of the following situations :

    (1) If you want your ex-back.
    (2) If you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) Herbal care
    (10) if you are unable to satisfy your wife sex desire due to low err action.
    (11) If your menstruation refuse to come out the day it suppose or over flows.
    (12) If your work refuse to pay you, people owing you.
    (13) Solve a land issue and get it back.
    (14) Did your family Denny you of your right?
    (15) Do you have a low sperm count?
    (16) Are you contesting for any political position in your country?
    (17) Case solves E.T.C

    You are free to contact him at ( otisdarko60@yahoo.com ) ..... CONTACT HIM NOW FOR ALL ANSWERS TO ANY KIND OF PROBLEMS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com..... YOU CAN ALSO ADD US UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  21. Midred Jackson Says

    Am giving this testimony cos am happy

    My name is Midred Jackson from Michigan I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in June 28th 2013 this year on a business summit. i ment a man called DR OTIS DARKO. He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him..at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to taxes, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email address: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

    GREAT OTIS DARKO I thank you very much thank you in 1000000 times.. if not you I would have been losted and wasted thank you. Email Him Through his email address... otisdarko60@yahoo.com

    please make sure you contact him for any financial difficulties okay..

    What a powerful man such as DR OTIS DARKO.. he is so much powerful..\\ email him for any difficulties.. otisdarko60@yahoo.com................... YOU CAN ALSO ADD US UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  22. Need a spell caster?then think of Dr Otis Darko he is real reliable and he does what he promise you.I know all this because he helped with my marriage problem.For security reason i will not live my name here but i can tell you all he did to help me.Me and my family live in the US military base here in America,my wife is a solider and i love it that she is and i support.But being a solider means she is half my wife and fully the U.S army.before her three tour we were so in love and we had a kid son who we both love him.It all changed after her two tour in Iraq and Afghanistan,i noticed the distance her second tour she stopped call at first i thought maybe she was part of an accident but i found out that she was OK in Afghanistan.She explained that she always on patrol.It got ugly on the third. I guess in the last two tours she found herself a new lover and then totally forgetting me and our boy.I can not say i did not notice because she always has to be some where instead of with me,coming up with some silly excuse not to be with me that is ( have sex ) and her entire behavior told me all i needed to know. i did my research and i had a hint that it was her squad lieutenant. I had know evidence so a could not take the matter to any body.It killed me to seeing this happen i was going suicidal.What hurt me the most was she going home knowing that i suspect she infidelity,she kept lying to me over and over again.The power of positive thinking helped me a lot.I thought that maybe i can find in the help on the internet with the people who had being in the same problem with him.I found a lot of ways but nor worked except Dr Otis Darko spell.At that time five month ago i was so confused that i could do anything to get my wife back so i contacted Dr Otis Darko with his email address i saw in some comment on the internet at otisdarko60@yahoo.com. I laid down my problem to him and told him the entire story and he even confirmed my hint was right, how he did i do not know but he was right because my wife told me later after the spell was made effective. Dr Otis Darko cast a spell on them both do not know what he did but it seem he made them both forget they ever crossed path romantically speaking like they never know each other expect there official relationship that is squad leader and solider.I owe my life to DR OTIS DARKO what he did saved my marriage.I can tell you this because i have tried and it worked for me.Your case also have a solution with Dr Otis Darko contact him with his email otisdarko60@yahoo.com.................... YOU CAN ALSO ADD US UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  23. My Name is AZIBA OLUBOISE. I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called otisdarko60@yahoo.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing I NEVER BELIEVED IN LOVE SPELLS UNTIL I MET THIS WORLD'S TOP SPELL CASTER. HE IS REALLY POWERFUL AND COULD HELP CAST SPELLS TO BRING BACK ONE'S GONE,LOST,MISBEHAVING LOVER AND MAGIC MONEY SPELL OR SPELL FOR A GOOD JOB.I'M NOW HAPPY & A LIVING TESTIMONY COS THE WOMAN I HAD WANTED TO MARRY LEFT ME 2 WEEKS BEFORE OUR WEDDING AND MY LIFE WAS UPSIDE DOWN COS OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN ON FOR 2YEARS... I REALLY LOVED HIM, BUT HIS MOTHER WAS AGAINST US AND HE HAD NO GOOD PAYING JOB. SO WHEN I MET THIS SPELL CASTER, I TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED AND EXPLAINED THE SITUATION OF THINGS TO HIM..AT FIRST I WAS UNDECIDED,SKEPTICAL AND DOUBTFUL, BUT I JUST GAVE IT A TRY. AND IN 7 DAYS WHEN I RETURNED TO USA, MY GIRLFRIEND(NOW WIFE) CALLED ME BY HERSELF AND CAME TO ME APOLOGIZING THAT EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SETTLED WITH HIS MOM AND FAMILY AND SHE GOT A NEW JOB INTERVIEW SO WE SHOULD GET MARRIED..I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT COS THE SPELL CASTER ONLY ASKED FOR MY NAME AND MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME AND ALL I WANTED HIM TO DO... WELL WE ARE HAPPILY MARRIED NOW AND WE ARE EXPECTING OUR LITTLE KID,AND MY WIFE ALSO GOT THE NEW JOB AND OUR LIVES BECAME MUCH BETTER. IN CASE ANYONE NEEDS THE SPELL CASTER FOR SOME HELP, HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS; otisdarko60@yahoo.com ......HOPE HE HELPS YOU OUT OUR OPPORTUNITY ... CONTACT THIS GREAT SPELL CASTER VIA EMAIL: otisdarko60@yahoo.com.

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  24. My Name is Dan Anelos ..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called otisdarko60@yahoo.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: otisdarko60@yahoo.com... CONTACT THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL SPELL CASTER CALLED OTIS DARKO ... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : otisdarko60@yahoo.com ... CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS...

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  25. Hello To The World At Large,

    I am Miss Wacks.,From united states of America.I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also cant do with out there lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back from this spell caster..AND AGAIN I WILL WANT TO ALSO TELL ALL THAT THIS SPELL CASTER I WILL WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IS HARMLESS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECT, BUT TO RESTORE AND GIVE YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE, COS WHEN I MEET WITH THIS SPELL CASTER THAT WAS INTRODUCED TO ME BY THE WIFE OF MY BOSS IN MY WORKING PLACE, HE MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE CAN CAST SPELL ON SO MANY OTHER PROBLEMS EXCEPT IN GETTING YOUR EX OR MAKING YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU MORE THAT WILL SUITE YOU. Last year December, My lover was cheating on me and was not also give me the attention that a man should give to a woman,And really that was troubling my mind and tearing my heart apart to the extent that i was not concentrating in the office the way i use to before the break up by my lover.And before that incident,I always see how my boss use to love his wife so much. I was binging to think that i was not doing the right thing to him that will make him love me forever,So i really gathered my courage and went to my boss wife office to ask her the secret that made her husband love her so dearly,In the first place she refused in telling me,She asked me why i am asking her such a question,That if is it not normal for every man to love his wife.I told her the reason that made me ask her about this question,That my lover started cheating on me lately,When i knelt down before her for her to see my seriousness in this issue that i went to ask her,She opened up to me by telling me that i should not tell anybody about what she want to tell me,The wife to my boss started to say to me that she used a very powerful spell on his husband to love her,And the spell that she used is harmless, But the spell is just to make him love her and never to look for any other woman except her. I QUICKLY ASK HER HOW DID SHE GET TO KNOW THIS GREAT,POWER,DURABLE AND PERFECT WORK SPELL CASTER,she said that a friend of hers also introduce her to him. Then i also ask her how i can meet with this spell caster.SHE SAID EVERYTHING TO ME,THAT THE NAME OF THIS SPELL CASTER IS DR OTIS DARKO ORACLE TEMPLE. My next question to her was how can i get this wonderful spell caster,She said she is going to give me the email of the spell caster for me to contact him for my problem,Really she gave to me this spell caster email and i contacted him and explained all to him,And after every thing that needed to be done by the spell caster, In the next two days, My lover that hated me so much came to house begging for forgiveness and i was so glad that i have finally gotten my heart desire..I was so grateful to this spell caster for what he has done for my life.. So i made a promise to him that i will always continue telling the world about his wonderful work towards me and also to other that came to you before and also the people that will also get to you from my story that i narrated online now..I will want to say to the entire world that you should not cry over noting again, That there is a great man that has been helping individuals to restore there Joy and smile in there faces !! The direct email to get this man is : otisdarko60@yahoo.com ,This is what i want to tell you all out there,That is thinking that all hope is lost ok. CONTACT OTIS DARKO TODAY: otisdarko60@yahoo.com. Thanks

    Regards,

    Miss Wacks.

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  26. ATTENTION EVERYONE,


    BE CAREFUL HERE NOBODY CAN HELP YOU HERE OR EVEN SUGGEST HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR EX OR LOVE BACK, ANY TESTIMONIES OF MOST SPELL CASTER HERE MUST BE IGNORE.BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE SCAM I MEAN REAL SCAM WHICH I WAS A VICTIM AND I GOT RIPPED OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO GET MY WIFE BACK AFTER SHE LEFT ME FOR OVER 2 YEARS WITH MY 7 YEARS OLD SON JERRY,I HAVE APPLIED TO 7 DIFFERENT SPELL CASTER HERE AND ALL TO NO AVAIL THEY ALL ASK FOR SAME THING SEND YOUR NAME YOUR EX NAME ADDRESS AND PICTURE PHONE NUMBER ETC WHICH I DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MOST OF THEM WERE FROM WEST AFRICA UNTIL I SAW A POST ABOUT ANITA SPELL CRAFT AND I DECIDED TO GAVE HER MY LAST TRAIL.HE ASK ME FOUR THINGS MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND $380 AND SAID MY EX WILL COME BACK IN 24HOURS, I HAVE PAID OVER $4800 ON SPELL CASTING AND COURIER AND NOTHING HAVE WORK FOR ME AFTER 3 DAYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE LOST SO FAR SO I SAID LET ME GIVE HIM A TRY SO I CALLED HIM AGAIN AND SEND MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND THE $380 BECAUSE I SWEAR IT WAS MY LAST TRY SO I WAS WAITING AS HE TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL NEXT DAY AND I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE MY WIFE AND WANT HER BACK AT 9PM THAT DAY I SAW MY WIFE ON LINE ON FACE BOOK AND SHE SAID HI AT FIRST I WAS SHOCK BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALK WITH ME FOR THE PAST A YEAR AND 9 MONTH NOW I DID NOT REPLY AGAIN SHE SAID ARE YOU THERE? I QUICKLY REPLY YES AND SHE SAID CAN WE SEE TOMORROW I SAID YES AND SHE WENT OFF-LINE I WAS CONFUSED I TRY TO CHAT HER AGAIN BUT SHE WAS NO MORE ON LINE I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT AS I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHE IS GOING TO SAY, BY 7.AM THE NEXT MORNING SHE GAVE ME A MISS CALL I DECIDED NOT TO CALL BACK AS I WAS STILL ON SHOCK AGAIN SHE CALL AND I PICK SHE SAID CAN WE SEE AFTER WORK TODAY I SAID YES SO SHE END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY I GOT OFF WORK SHE CALL ME AND WE MEET AND NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN I CALL DR OTIS DARKO SPELL THE NEXT DAY THANKING HIM FOR WHAT HE HAS DONE IN FACT I STILL CALL HIM AND THANK HIM AS MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT MY WIFE PLEASE BE CAREFUL HERE I HAVE BEEN SCAM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IF YOU WANT A TRUE LOVE SPELL THEN CONTACT DR OTIS DARKO SPELL HOME NOW: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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  27. My testimony..... My name is Alan Pratte 52 yrs old from USA.I have been living in abject poverty for the past years now and my wife, my friends and family abandoned me,I almost lost my senses due to thinking. I have searched everywhere, do all manners of work but no one could give me the amount of money needed to give me good life. I wanted to join robbing, the day I was to be initiated unfortunately! the gangs where caught by the cops. Hard life goes on I keep on struggling no friends, no money,no family to encourage me, I was totally frustrated. I saw different things online things like'' Illuminati''I apply to several but find it to be fake and on this faithful Tuesday, I snatched a wallet from this cool dude, on my way running something like ice fell on me which made me stopped and immediately my attitude changed before I knew it, I found myself in a big house which belongs to the person I snatched the wallet from and I begged and explain what prompt me to do so the woman was a woman of kind heated and she promised to help me, the other day she took me to some strange and familiar people they urge me to join them. first I disagree,why?I thought joining them will involve killing my love ones...later,I realize that it was not so then I agreed to become a member,they made the necessary procedure but behold,now I own more than one house, I have the best cars,and my loving wife who ran away from me previously returned back... without using anyone for sacrifice now I will be forever happy why is it that good and riches don't come to people easily? if I had know about this,I would have be a wealthy and successful man long ago.. long live Illuminati world temple you can be like me if only you are determined and made up your mind to join the hood.... Contact the temple on: otisdarko60@yahoo.com OR CALL:+2347034686358..... TEMPLE ORDER: Join now and acquire your wealth, power, fame, good health, prosperity, control etc. what so ever you desire from the great master so will it be. Are you doing business and you want breakthrough? you are a politician and you want to win election? Are you a student, actor, actress, music artist and you want to excel look no further as we will take you there.... Or you pastor a church and you need abundant members leave that for us. no human sacrifice needed, no dirty game.strictly for 20 years and above.ensure you made up your mind before applying.For application reply via email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com OR ADD US UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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  28. Attention To The Everyone,

    My wife has been suffering from thyroid cancer which was confirmed to be stage four, the doctor told me there was little he could do since she wasn’t responding to treatment but a friend of mine came to our rescue by ordering this cannabis oil from Shakes Spear which he said has been helping some patient fight against cancer of various types so we decided to give it a chance, so far my wife is improving perfectly very well and presently she can walk around the house all by herself. I felt its necessary i let others who are suffering from this acute disease that once you have a good cannabis oil it can really give one a sound second chance of living by chance if you happen to be in need of this cannabis oil you can contact Dr Otis Darko who supplied I and my wife with this email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com


    HE FIX THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS TO ALL

    ACROSS THE GLOBE ON:

    1. Getting your lover or husband back

    2. Spiritual bulletproof

    3. Training

    4. Money spell

    5. Long life spell

    6. Prosperity spell

    7. Protection spell

    8. Get a job spell

    9. Becoming a manager spell

    10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell

    11. Getting your scam money back

    12. Child spell

    13. Pregnancy spell

    14. Freedom spell

    15. Love spell

    16, vanishing spell

    17. Invisible human spell

    18. Success or pass spell

    19. Marriage spell

    20. Avenging spell

    21. Popularity spell

    22. Killing spell

    23. Cancer spell

    24. Supernatural power spell

    25. Madness spell

    26. Free house loan spell

    27. Production spell of films and movie

    28. Hiv/aids spell

    29. Tuberculosis spell

    30. Loose weight and body spell



    contact me of any of these problem as I got solution to all... MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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  29. When i met my husband then it crystal clear to me that he was the man of my dream. When i looked at him, i saw perfection. He was tall, respectful, looked at me like i was the only one on earth i mean words cannot describe that moment that is the day we met. It lives on here in my head. I know i was not blind and i know there was nothing really to make me suspect he also like the company of men as well as women. Yes i mean we were sexually active just like every other normal couple who are in love. It never seem like he was avoiding me when i want to have sex like he always comes up with excuse no he was just like every other man. I only got to know when i was two years into our marriage. The first year was healthy for us i mean we were happy and had our first child. It was my sister who caught him passionately kissing another man in his car after spending all night together in the movie theater. He told me he was going out with friends for a drink or two. I was hurt because he was not honest with me and also was cheating on me. Even before i knew, this thing he had going on started before we got married at least he was honest about that. Hadn't been my sister, i would have been locked in the dark. I have nothing against same sex relationship but when you claim to love a woman and also want to be with a man it becomes a problem i mean you are either with one or the other. You can't be married to me and expect me to shear you with another be it a woman or a man. We promise we will stay together just us and not us with some one else. I gave him an ultimatum it was either me or his male love i was hoping his love for me will make him pick me but no he ended our marriage simply before he could not pick. H wanted it all i wished i never made him choose then. I was in a traumatized i could not understand how he could be so selfish i mean we have a son together you don't just walk out like that. I remember i even asked him to go ahead with relationship with his lover as long as he was here with me but then i realized i would be at the losing end in all ways. I was so much in love with him letting him go was not an option for me i mean i knew that if it wasn't him it was going to me no other. After months of trying and searching with no success to find a way to make him see i am more important than his lover i came across a lot of comments on the internet of how a spell caster Otis Darko and how he has help a lot of individual with relationship and life problems. I was skeptical about it but i thought giving it a try would not kill me. What can i say, my experience with Otis Darko was real, honest i mean everything that was said about him was nothing but all true. I shared my problem with him that is how my husband ended our marriage because i was not OK with him have a male lover even when we were married and what i needed him to do for me. All i had to get was the materials needed to caster the spell that was going to get me my husband. I could only find one of the spell materials but he help me get the rest with the total estimated cost i sent to him for help. I don't know how to explain what happen just after the spell process was concluded and made effective with the parcel he sent to me. I was like a fairy tale i mean i got my love back my family was whole again. My husband picked me he choose to be with me. It been more than six months now all i can see is a man loves and dedicate his self to me he goes every where with me aside work though yeah. Contact him here at otisdarko60@yahoo.com hope you all with similar problem get all help from Otis Darko also..... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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  30. Hello My Good People,


    American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can’t hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Otis Darko it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can’t help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Otis Darko is an angel sent from a place i don’t know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don’t know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Otis Darko, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address otisdarko60@yahoo.com.......HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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  32. Amazing Spell Caster DR LOVE
    I reading some articles online about Dr Love Spell Caster (drlovespellcastersolution@gmail.com), (drlovesolution@yahoo.com) Tel:2348038096203 how he has changed people's lives for better and how he haved reconnected people after their breakups,and I'm so desperate to bring my ex boyfriends back to me because My ex lied about his past to make it seem like he was more experienced than he really was and he hurt me terribly about that And now that this new amazing man did somewhat a similar thing, it broke me too. A little bit over a year ago, my boyfriend played a really mean April fools joke on me by pretending to be my ex and trying to threaten me and I hated it but he apologized. A month after that, I finally told him about my past and he absolutely hated me for it.I didn't comfort him about it like I should have because I know it hurt him a lot. He harassed me for about two weeks, to the point where I physically got sick from all the name calling and the threatening. It really scarred me. And since than, I felt even more insecure in the relationship because I risked my heart again and I thought how could another man be so cruel to me.
    he acted fine until the next day when he tried to break up with me. I get I caused this because I know that I shouldn't be going back so far in his past. Its because of my insecurities. I still feel hurt about but I am willing to let it all go and change for the better. I have been trying to tell him that I will change and be such a better girlfriend to him. He already told me he doesn't love me but he is willing to give me one last chance. Iv been such a nagging annoying girlfriend and I don't know what to do anymore because I know that this is my fault as well. I feel like a lot of it has been my fault, and I cant live with myself knowing I lost this guy. This is the first guy that really helped me through my problems and really was faithful to me. I cant loose him. I really do love him and I am willing to really put the past behind us, Its just he doesn't love me anymore and knowing that, its hard for me to function. I break into tears every hour of the day, I cry myself to sleep, I miss him so much and I miss what we used to have.I don't think I can live without him. I am completely broken, and I am physically starting to get sick to where I am dizzy and nauseas and actually getting sick.I don't want to look back and know that I didn't do everything I could to get him back. I honestly have never felt such horrible pain in my life. He has been the worst heart break of them all. when Dr Love hear all my story and feel my pain he promise me to help bring back Terry in between 2 days so it amazing in my eyes how Dr Love did everything like magic the next day i saw Terry on my door Knocking with rose flower on his left hand and this is how my Love back to me and live happy now thanks so much Dr love i owe you allot of appreciation for rescue me from being sick.
    Sarah.

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